Posted in October 2013

Things I don’t understand.

Baby classes. Forgive me for being stupid, but I honestly don’t understand what a baby does in a music class or a yoga class or an art class. I’m not even being bitchy, I just can’t wrap my head around this. Babymoons and push presents. I hate these words with the fire of a million … Continue reading


After last night’s post about the atrocities you find on OkCupid, I started a little discussion with a few friends about the fact that you can apparently pay people to write your profile for you. I said that I might actually pay for this service, because I just don’t think I convey exactly how awesome … Continue reading

The good, the bad, the OkCupid.

It’s been awhile since I’ve perused the online dating databases out there. I downloaded both Tinder and Hinge, used both of them exactly three times and promptly deleted the apps so I could add more music to my phone. (#priorities) I updated my OkCupid profile recently, then forgot my password and couldn’t log in for … Continue reading

The one with all of my favorites.

Sometimes I go through stretches when my actual life is boring me to tears and I feel the need to write about fictional characters instead. This is one of those times. This post started as a September Songs entry with some of my favorite musical moments on television; then I read this article and started … Continue reading

The things that go through your mind…

… when you realize someone you had a thing with is dating someone new: I hate Facebook. Facebook is evil. I’m going to hide them. I’m going to look at their page anyway, because I’m curious. I’m falling into a swirling vortex of internet doom. No, you do not need to look at their Pinterest … Continue reading

HIMTMMAR: “Last Time in New York”

Well, we didn’t get any new Mother scoop this week, so the official HIMTMMAR is holding at 5. I have some important questions: I had completely forgotten about this whole Ted moving to Chicago thing… which is supposed to happen the day after the wedding. So is he going to drop all of his plans … Continue reading