The Boyfriend Bracket has become a wonderful tradition around here at HIMTM, celebrating the best in TV Boyfriends and Movie Boyfriends. This year, we’re dropping the fictional characters and talking about the real men behind them.
That’s right – anyone and everyone who has some level of fame is eligible. Well, almost everyone. Here are the rules:
- For sorting purposes, we’ll have the following categories: TV actors, movie actors, athletes, musicians, and miscellaneous, which will encompass anyone not easily sorted into the previous four categories.
- Men will be categorized based on what they are best known for – so while Justin Timberlake keeps trying to be an actor, he will always be a musician first and foremost.
- Eventually I’ll combine two of the categories to make one bracket, depending on which have the fewest number of entrants.
- There’s no real criteria to “some level of fame,” other than a reasonable amount of readers of this blog knowing who he is. I could probably make an entire bracket of NHL players I’d like to date, but I recognize that that bracket wouldn’t appeal to the general population. Regional crushes are tough as well – your local meteorologist is probably ineligible, unless you have a very convincing argument.
- All nominations must be heterosexual men. This was actually a very long debate amongst my advisory board (aka my friends), and while this renders certain incredible guys ineligible (sorry, no Anderson Cooper), we have to tether this thing to at least a shred of reality.
- As I’ve emphasized every year, this is a bracket of date-ability, not fuck-ability. It’s not a one night stand bracket. Don Draper was seeded lower for a reason; this is Jon Hamm’s time to shine.
- Brackets will be seeded according to a very complicated formula that goes something like: hotness + talent × (personality + sense of humor) ÷ arrest record – number of songs written about him by Taylor Swift.
I already have a Google Doc started that could probably fill out an entire bracket already, but I wanted to open the floor for nominations from you, my wonderful readers. Think outside the box a little – of course Timberlake and Krasinski and Rudd and Crosby are going to be on this thing. Where you come in is alerting us to the guys I might be overlooking – who gets your heart aflutter, and why?
My top three picks: Hugh Jackman, Jimmy Kimmel, Prince Harry.
I always vote Leo 🙂
How can you not??
Jimmy Fallon? John Stewart? Aaron Paul (i’m aware he’s already on there lol)
Aaron Paul is currently fighting Seth Meyers for my personal #1 overall seed. 😉
I want the NHL bracket!
Don’t worry, I will still make sure those guys are well represented here!!
Yes!!!
Matt Damon
Channing Tatum
Seth Rogen (all about the funny!)
Another vote for Matt Damon. Also David Cook.
COOKSTER. YES.
I gotta go with Joseph Gordon Levitt
I have to throw in Daniel Gillies (Elijah Mikaelson, The Originals). Man does he have the 1800 gentleman down! That is, if you can get past all the people he has killed…but they have all been for good reasons lately. His sensitive side is something to swoon for. And I love the vote for David Cook. 🙂
JOSEPH GORDON LEVITT FOR THE WIN!!!!!
Ryan Reynolds. Absolutely awful movies, but nice to look at.
Jimmy Fallon, James Franco, Ryan Gosling, Zach Levi, Kelly Jones (Stereophonics), Howie Day (singer)
I personally am not into him, but perhaps Derek Jeter. Oh and CT from the real world (haha).
Thanks for sharing your thoughts on Farnsworth.
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